miles-to-go-to-alaska:

Why, you transferring to Pigfarts soon? huh?

(via twistedtheuntoldstory)

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

(Source: rianderthal, via silvermoon424)

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

(via mermaidsahoy)

save-the-cheerleader:

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

(via littlebirdsansaa)